Beautiful Liar

I have an acquaintance who is so entrenched in lie-telling, they forget what they told, to whom, when and for what reason. Know anyone like that? I'm at the end of my rope with it. How could someone otherwise so beautiful, intelligent and kind be such a complete asshole? Beats the shit out of me. I learned early on, like the rest of you bitches how to spin a tale when situations called for it. And then some. But I've reached the age where I don't have to. I owe you nothing other than what you see in me and I expect as much back. Is that so much to ask? I didn't think so. Save your fiction for the Height & Weight section of your driver's license. You know who you are.
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The Logo network held its 'debate' between the Democratic presidential candidates last night. I tuned-in for a bit and queer John Edwards was still doing her queer 'I'm not a queer' shtick, fake smile and hokey drawl included. Nevermind the rumors of him spending the early days of his career smoking tube steak around the Carolinas; I think he's a big queen for lots of other reasons. But I guess it takes balls to tell Melissa Etheridge to her face you don't believe in gay folk having the right to marry whom the fuck they like. But he says he wants to be a "president for everyone". Liar. ....Too bad Liz Edwards was the one in the family stricken by cancer. Life's not fair.
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Posted by JD on August 10, 2007 9:01 AM