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I'm sitting squat on the living room floor trying to thread the shoelace of my still new and unused New Balance running shoe for the morning walk/run I intend to take, when Chris Cuomo mentions something about a space discovery. I push the dog off the sofa behind me to grab the remote he's laying on top of and hit the rewind button for the cable box, because I am very interested in space stuff. Yes, space stuff.
According to the blonde news bunny Chris passes the story off to, scientists have discovered a massive void in space where nothing exists. So big in fact, the area is like 1 billion-trillion miles across. I have no idea how far that is but I bet it's big, and I am fascinated by the concept.
Scientists say the void is just a freak of nature and the news bunny ends her report by saying "nothing to see here folks unless you're bored enough to like dead space." In less than 45 seconds, the news bunny both enticed me with a story, then insulted my interest in it. You're the one reporting the damned story lady.
I went back to threading my shoe and forgot all about my run.
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