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 I've spent the last 24 hours engaged in a mental pep rally, trying to get back to the gym post-flu, post-Thanksgiving, post-breakup, blah blah blah. It's not an easy feat I tell you, and I think I have on many occasions.
Spinning's at 7, cycling shoes in gym bag. CHECK. Extra towel, no, maybe two, you know how you sweat, CHECK. Refilled bottle of AquaFina, CHECK. Gum? Okay, that goes too. So I'm ready, first step done. What a good boy I am. I keep in mind the person who saw the three-year-old photo of me on my fridge not long ago and screeched, "And WHOOOOO is THAT? He's cute!" and use it to every reversed psychological advantage I can think of. Then, from another room I hear the TV and a woman's voice saying:
"But there have been many polls and scientific studies which prove a man's height is related to his success. The taller a man is, the more successful he is."
"Does that mean shorter men don't stand a chance?" asks another voice.
"That's about it." replies the woman.
That would account for a lot I'm afraid. Just kill me now.
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