Billionaire Aussie Quits Scientology
High Profile FOT (Friend of Tom) dumps the 'Church' of Scientology.

Madonna's African Adoption to be Approved
Material Mom Madge said to be shopping for more black babies. Isn't that like SO 2006?

Ay Carumba! Venezuela Bans The Simpsons!
This means WAR!!! Crazed Venezuela President Huga Chavez furthers his iron grip on power by banning the iconic cartoon saying it isn't suitable for children. Neither are gas prices but that's not stopping him.

Gossip Blogger Hilton Lands Radio Deal
Loathsome Perez Hilton scores radio gig further proving American society is done for.

Opening Pages of Oliver Stone's W Leaked
Insight into controversial director's latest project about the Bush family.

Memo To Obnoxious Females

Cold Drinks, Hot Ozones

Big Things In The Oddest Places

Ode To Mildred Loving

But the supposed smoking gun, a 26-year-old San Antonio escort "male compan...

The young man is serving his Country and exercising his right of religious ...

You have crossed a line buster!...

I don't agree with Nancy Pelosi kissing the ring of the pope but then I am ...

This is beautiful...

GAWD ALMIGHTY! This makes me SOOOO happy!!! Now, if the earth would only ...

thank you so much.......!...

HEY JD!! CANADA LOVES BADBOYSCOUT! -Rhen...

So very sorry about what has happened to you....

Saw a couple of these in NYC yesterday. Sigh....people...c'mon. People ar...

So? MY doggie stroller has a dvd player, and beverage holders for both the...

Thank you for the Thanksgiving Day message. ...

Amen. A good reminder....

I ask this every year...and it seems to come more frequently....mostly I ge...

Wine Take Wine Benello Merlot Nero D'Avola Sicily mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm g...

JD, let me send you a recipe for plum pudding. We make it at holiday time h...

Shoulda stuck with the wine, baby. It's a timeless classic, like you! (see...

You might be able to talk me into that....tts...

I have been waiting for new entries and glad to see you are back at your ke...

Under normal circumstances, I would keep my mouth shut, but on this topic, ...

I agree with your sentiments but also hope OJ is able to get a fair trial....

I love me my Barry Manilow. But the gym? REALLY? This one made me laugh h...

Can you send me that t-shirt please? Save the wingtips, I'm a size 6 W. :)...

Thank you for remembering and for reminding us to remember: not just New Yo...

Thanks for this. The streets are oddly quiet in NYC this morning. All the...

Everything JD says and more. Our provincial trades minister here in Ottawa,...

Yup. Think this one is a grumpy spew of sour grapes. Love my G5 tower, my...

If only his stance on social issues was as broad as his pooping stance. You...

I love Boudreaux!...

who wouldn't ...

Bachelors have no monoploy on slovenliness. Doubltons are quiet sloppy as w...

I'm glad that I'm not the only Thursday-Saturday slump slob. Ah, living la ...

What a cute pumkin you were and are! ;)...

I had a similar experience at Foodies. Only my other-worldly encounter ther...

HOLY SHEEPSHIT BATMAN!! AMAZING site! YOU are the smartest boy I know! N...

Youre smokin hawt as you are already. Lovin the site and glad UR back! ...

Have you tried turning your musings into country songs?...

I like peas....

Brilliant..... as usual....

I would be happy to pose as your spinster sister if it'll get you a trip to...

Keegan (or Bodie, as I've taken to calling him) misses his Pa-ran Jay terri...

Congratulations! I hope you can take a trip and welcome the little guy to ...

Congratulations, old man....

Amen Sister ! ...

Like your musings - But what about a follow-up. We had some significantly...

found this site by accident but began to read. I really like your style and...

The best blog writing I've ever read ...