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Britney Had Ulterior Motives...Rosie O. Speaks on Her Failed Variety Show
Britney's true motive and Rosie laments on her flopped variety show special.

Donald Trump Misses Interest Payment
More evidence the New York meglamaniac isn't quite the 'billionaire' or 'business genius' he wants the rest of us to think he is.

December 2008 Archives

Dec
11

Holy Global Warming! It's Snowin Down Home Y'all!

When you grow-up down in Louisiana, snow is something you think you'll never see until the second coming. If that's the case, brace yourselves for Jesus because reports say up to 1.5 inches of snow sit on top of streetcars this afternoon.Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Dec
8

I'll Never Be A Gladiator, & I'm Okay With That

Muscle-774348.jpgLast weekend, over a lunch of so-called southern food at a very cool (but not southern) West Village bistro, an old friend decided a discussion of my looks, size and body mass was called for, (you know who you are). For future reference, never, ever, ever approach weighty issues with a guy sensitive of them while having greasy make-believe home cooking, especially if said guy is in the West Village or Chelsea. It makes the walk down 8th Avenue even more painful.

Friend: "You know, you looked incredible when you came up here. Look what the Northeast did to you."

Me: "I did it to myself, I own it."

Friend: "I'm just sayin. Maybe if you started that Spinning thing every day again...."

Me: "I've been through this. We've been through this. It'll come when it comes. How're your homefries?"

Friend: "No really, I know what stress and breakups can do, they just cause a focus on food as a replacement."

Me: "You gonna finish your cheese grits?"

I swore I wouldn't give-in to forty, and I'm still swearing, and having periodic swings of my old self, each one lasting a bit longer. But until Oprah pays the bills and does the worrying over everyday life issues, biceps and waist size can wait. They're both still there anyway, somewhere..I think. Excuse me while I make love to a breakfast burrito.

Dec
5

What Would Virgin Mary Do?

gingerbreadman.jpgSo I'm just fine, coughing and basking in my bronchial misery, worry of economic downturns, apartment hunting, mentally ill drug-dependent relatives and job transfers to the third-world when I read this baby Jesus hating mess: the University of North Carolina has suspended Christmas, sort of. See, a time honored tradition of displaying Christmas and holiday time ornaments at the university's libraries has been banned. No more smoking clove cigarettes under the library Christmas tree or singing of carols by chubby Phi Mus under holiday lights, no siree! Sorry, but fever and risk of hitting the laptop prevented me from reading the entire article, but it's nothing we haven't read already. Based on past issues, I'm guessing it's due to more shinanigans of pissed-off non Christians angry that; well, I'm not sure what they're always angry of. Ever notice how people insist on tolerance and acceptance of anything and everything until it comes to something like paganesque Christmas trees or groups of Christians saying a prayer in schools? I do. Then again, who actually attends UNC for a top drawer education? My guess is that a little state, so anxious to be part of the East Coast state of being will keep struggling to enact such draconian, intolerant and messed-up policies and their ever growing populace will go right along with it. I'm not what you'd call a text book Christian myself but gimme a break! Would wouldn't want to celebrate the season of twinkling lights, Santa Claus, baby Jesus and debt-based mass consumerism? Well?

Dec
3

Bill Richardson Finally Got Something

081203-obamarichardson-hmed-9a.h2.jpgHe tried to stay in D.C. after Clinton, it didn't work. So he scored enough money to run for Governor of New Mexico. You'd think he would have been happy there but not so for the incessant Bill Richardson. He wanted to be President, didn't happen. Then he begged to be Secretary of State. Nah, sorry. Finally, U.S. President-Elect Barack Obama threw something his way. My only question is, will Bill Richardson finally shut the fuck up now? Let's hope so.

Dec
1

About Carlito

red_ribbon.jpg I think about him less and less over the last 15 years, but today I'll stop to remember and make note here of a guy named Carlos Lopez-Sanchez. He was only 38 when he died from complications related to HIV, AIDS. Carlos personified masculinity, was an accomplished horseman and trained Thoroughbred race horses for a living. He was of Spanish heritage but grew-up in central Mexico on a large family ranch. He attended law school in Mexico City before immigrating to the United States around 1980. Carlos was rugged, handsome, a mop of black hair typically covered by a white Stetson hat; He spoke perfect Spanish, a sign of his roots in Spain and so unlike many native Mexicans and had a deep, soft and strong voice, never raising it unless in laughter. He was stubborn, the strong and silent type. He was a gentleman in every sense, a mentor, a friend and never met an animal he didn't love unconditionally. He loved the land and the outdoors and everything about him I wish I could have been. He was also the first and only great love of my life. In his last months I nursed him as best I could, minus insurance and only living off the grace of family and friends. I quit school and work and focused on him, the only thing I really cared about. If he could have hung in there just another year or two, I'm convinced he would have been alive today as 1993, in retrospect was the cusp of AIDS becoming a more manageable yet still deadly disease. A cruel disease. I'm thinking of Carlos today and wanted to share a little about him. He was a fine man, an honest soul and I miss him sorely.


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