One Big Dose of Moron

Fame whore doctors are always funny, but WHEN will America finally get its fill of Dr. Oz? I gave the guy's show a chance recently, initially thinking we'd finally connected. Maybe being away from Oprah, even though she still owns him actually made a difference.. Then, quickly, within the first two weeks of his show it was apparent that Dr. FameWhore is indeed all about himself.. And women. Women, women, women.. Every show, ALL about women, which is cool I suppose if you're a woman, but we were lead to believe Oz was the people's doctor, right? On a recent show supposedly dedicated to men, Dr. Oz found a way to, you guessed it, make it about WOMEN. Oz tenderly had half an audience full of men, prodding them to tell their most guarded secrets; among them were several men suffering from erectile disfunction, one suffering from memory loss. In true Oz fashion, each concern was turned into a message to women. Dr. Oz turned to the cameras and assured women that erectile disfunction is NOT their fault. Did you hear that women of America? It's ALL about you but the doctor wants you to know, it isn't your fault. Neither is the onset of early dementia in men, or frequent urination. Yes, I feel much better now. Thank you Dr. Oz. As a man, I'll rest much better now knowing that my various medical ailments aren't the fault of the ladies. Now I can suffer and die in peace.

The fun on Oz's show doesn't stop there; during every show, every segment, Oz must remind us that he is in fact, a doctor, or a surgeon. Take your pic, Dr. Oz does. Even on a recent show where Oz took audience questions along side medical colleague he'd invited on the show, another doctor, Oz interrupted his guest by saying at least once "I'll take that question as a surgeon".

Dr. Oz makes his own case why his show should be avoided at all costs, and while euthanization of his on-air practice is just what the doctor ordered.

Posted by JD on November 9, 2009 9:26 AM