Thinking of Contacting Me?

I get loads of email so if I don't respond to yours please don't take it personally; I'm just a careless person. I do read everything I receive however and remember; your message can make my day or send me nose-diving into tequila and an expired bottle of Prozac. Just so you know.

I really enjoy reading your stories, antidotes and comments on what I've written, but if you feel the need to send me something hateful or snide I reserve the right to publish and/or edit your comments and/or your entire email and email address or name or address to your mother's nursing home or your dog's daycare center. IP addresses are very cool things. Just sayin.

This is a personal website, and while I understand that you may disagree with me on many topics, there's a huge difference between disagreement and hate. The opinions and musings and humor, or lack thereof are my own and are never intended to hurt. And while I try my best to check spelling and grammar, I sometimes miss things or I'm too tired to check or I just don't give a shit. I appreciate your motivation to send me grammatical correction notices but it isn't necessary. A misplaced semicolon or an extra e here and there won't save the world and certainly won't bring it down.

Oh, and if you send me an email or photo that makes me laugh or smile or happy-cry, I might publish that, too. You don't mind do you? Good, I didn't think so. I LOVE photos so send them to me. Just remember I reserve the right to publish them if they're particularly good or naughty or a combination of the two.

Mad Love,
JD

BadBoyScout@Badboyscout.com